I’LL NEVER TIRE OF THIS

Are you aching for the blade?
That’s OK, we’re insured
Are you aching for the grave?
That’s OK, we’re insured
We’re getting away with it all messed up
Getting away with it all messed up
That’s the living
Daniel’s saving Grace
She’s out in deep water
Hope he’s a good swimmer
Daniel plays his ace
Deep inside his temple
He knows how to [...]

THE SON OF GOD….(one of …)

how many have seen the pics of young natt weller in the papers this week?
no? ok, here you go then…

looks like his mother!! with wellers nose and chin.
he says of himself that he’s a cross between marilyn manson and victoria beckham….obviously got his dads sense of humour!
apparently the only time his dads said anything about [...]

NEVER A TRUER WORD SPOKEN.

i read something last week that struck a chord with me. i was going to quote from it. every time i thought of which bit to quote, the rest sort of said “what about us” so here it is in full. a bit long, but worth the time to read it.
THIS WAS FIRST PUBLISHED IN [...]

YOU’LL SEE WHY!

HAS ANYONE ELSE SEEN THIS?

by far the funniset trailer for a new tv show i’ve seen in ages…

“OH S***, NOT AGAIN”

the above proclamation was uttered by the wifey yesterday when the following appeared in my inbox:

 

Dear fatfiz,
Your video ”me3″ has been identified by youtube’s content identification program as containing copyrighted content which FOX claims is theirs.
Your video is no longer available because FOX has chosen to block it.
Claim Details:

Copyright owner:
FOX

Content claimed:
Some or all of the audio and [...]

YOU EVER FORGET?

did you ever forget how bloody good a band are?
alfa nige, for it is he, suggested i play some marillion on the show the other week, and i’ve played some every week since! i totally forgot about them! and i loved em as a teen! saw em twice! ok, not something i admitted at the [...]

THE PUNK IS COMING.

meet 4D. four dinners.

a good good pal of mine. some of you know him already

and now he’s joining us at SFR. not too sure when yet.

but he’ll fit in well. what he doesn’t know about punk…..
i’ll keep you informed!

NOT SO MUCH A BIG BANG…..

SUCCESS FOR THE LARGE HALDRON COLLIDER
bit of a damp squib then….no black hole, the world didn’t instantly end, nothing.
come on, admit it…it’d have been nice if something would have happened!
a rift in the space time continuum, a glimpse into the past/future, lord lucan saying hello!
bloody scientists….
for a more in depth report/videos, click HERE

BY FAR THE BEST AROUND.

all i’ll say is…..ladies and gents, mr frankie boyle.

i think that’ll do for now.

can we get tickets for his tour? fuck no!!
 well, actually yes, but when they are £17.50, but on sale now for over £100. i like him, just not that much!