this may contain one or two rude words, but it is funny, so i apologise now.

  • the big lebowski: abridged version.
  • 5 responses to “TODAYS FUNNY THING.

    1. Of course I’m not ignoring you, Cappy, you crazy loon! Been out all day blah blah blah, but anyway: New York – definitely worth going. Go, go, go. There’s totally nothing Disney about it, and the food is fantastic and the shopping is ggreat. And the people are cool. Go. I’d be there in a heartbeat if I had the time. Can’t wait for the next visit.

    2. count the sweets in the jar nah this ones better count hou many fuckin fuckins is in the fuckin fuckins film!

    3. a police car and a screaming siren
      pneumatic drill and ripped up concrete
      a baby wailing and a stray dog howling
      the screech of brakes and lamplights blinking

      thats entertainment

      a smash of glass and the rumble of boots
      an electric train and a ripped up phone booth
      paint splattered walls and the cry of a tom cat
      lights going out and a kick in the balls

      thats entertainment

      days of speed and slow time mondays
      pissing down with rain on a boring wednesday
      watching the news and not eating your tea
      a freezing cold flat with damp on the walls

      thats entertainment

      waking up at 6 a.m on a cool warm morning
      opening the window and breathing in petrol
      an amateur band rehearsing in a nearby yard
      watching the telly and thinking ’bout your holidays

      thats entertainment

      waking up from bad dreams and smoking cigarettes
      cuddling a warm girl and smelling stale perfume
      a hot summers day and sticky black tarmac
      feeding ducks in the park and wishing you were far away

      thats entertainment

      two lovers kissing at the scream of midnight
      two lovers missing the tranquility of solitude
      getting a cab and travelling on buses
      reading the grafitti about slashed seat affairs

      thats entertainment

    4. two lovers kissing at the scream of midnight,
      two lovers missing the tranquility of solitude.

      the best couplet ever, EVER written. i have said it before, and you will hear it at least once a month, PAUL WELLER IS GOD!

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