THIS IS THE STUFF THAT FILLS MY HEAD!

The length of a Killer Whales penis averages approx. 9 feet.

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that’s more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out

to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)

A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.

(Creepy!)

(I’m still not over the pig….)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Do not try this at home…… maybe at work.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s
head off.

(“Honey, I’m home. What the…?!”)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes… lucky pig… can you imagine??)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life…quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm……..)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer

than left-handed people.

(If you’re ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(OK, so that would be a good thing….)

A cat’s urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.

(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed

(If they switch, they’ll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for

pleasure.

(What about that pig??)

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9 responses to “THIS IS THE STUFF THAT FILLS MY HEAD!

  1. Saw ‘Animal Farm’ once at a mates house. Did yer know a pigs dick is like it’s tail? Must be were the term ‘screwing’ comes from

  2. Brilliant! I needed a good laugh today.

    to be added to the list: The length of a Killer Whales penis averages approx. 9 feet.

  3. as you request dear lady!

    and there are plenty more where these came from!
    but you will have to wait untill i get back from my jollies!

  4. did you know, “animal farm” does not exist! it is actually called something like “a perfect summer”, and is made up of clips from about 4/5 different films?
    the woman in it used to work on a pig breeding farm, until she decided to go into business for herself. she used to let all the animals have free access to her farm house and herself!
    it was a movie making freind of a freind that first filmed her “enjoying” her animals company. and she became hugely famous.
    unfortunately the development of videos meant “specialist” films were easier to make/distribute, and she fell onto hard times.
    drink and drug abuse, and the fact that she could no longer keep herself fed, let alone her animals, led to her being charged with animal cruelty, and her animals being confiscated.
    she died of an overdose. alone at her farm.
    quite sad. and ironic.
    shame i cannot remember her name.
    i know/think i remember she was dutch. suprise?

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