i was tagged some weeks back. here goes.
8 THINGS ABOUT ME.
1. i’m a mod. i’ve been one since 1978. i will always be one. i’ll be buried one. the only downside is that most decent clothing doesn’t come in my size. thats why i look like a skinhead most days!
2. i’m a gemini. although i don’t believe in all that star gazing stuff. especially now that they have dicovered another planet, and told us pluto aint one any longer!
3. i lost my virginity in a school playground at the age of just gone 16. the sad thing is i can’t even remember her name.
4. i have lusted after a scooter since i can remember, yet i got my first in 1999.
i’ve had the following. italjet velicifero, vespa et4, vespa T5, T5 engined vespa px, 2000 model px, 1990 model px, and now a 2007 px. my ideal scooter has to be a mid 60’s vespa. eddie grimstead special i reckon.
5. ermm, struggling now. oh yes. one of my unfulfilled ambitions is to perform on stage. i’m not talking kareoke here, i mean be in a band, in front of a huge crowd. in fact scrap that, make it a fucking massive crowd. something like knebworth/wembley. to be able to stand thgere and have tens of thousands hanging on your every word….what power! what a buzz.
6. i had an unhealthy/healthy crush on the prettiest girl in our year. her name shall remain unkown to you lot, but she was out of my league. she was premier. i was rymans. or so i thought. bumped into her in barnsley a few years ago. she came right over to me, kissed my cheek and talked to me for around 15 minutes. told me that she always thought i was nice and funny, but didn’t dare talk to me. ME!! WHY NOT? AAAARGH! i worshiped the very ground you walked on! i could have been the coolest/luckiest boy in our school! i could have seen those pert young breasts naked! she looked like a young farah fawcett. if we’d only have gone to the youth club together for one night, and then you’d dumped me, i’d still have been out with you!!
can’t go back.
7. i re-read the hithhikers guide to the galaxy every year. all four books.
to me they are some of the best written books ever. up there with tolkein.
douglas neil adams. i and many others miss you.
(i am not a nerd)
another yearly read book is “cosmos” by carl sagan. unfortunately however, i never manage to get past the second chapter. far too clever for me. but one day i will finish it, then i can give it back to my dad! (bet he’s forgotten i have it)
8. i got booted out of my parents home at what? 19/20? after they found out i had quit college some months before and not told em, EDITEDEDITEDEDITED. in the long run i think it was the best thing that ever happened to me because it made me learn to stand on my own two feet and i have been able to look after myself. this is a biggy to put here because there are some people out there who i’ve known for years that don’t know this. for the record my parents and i get on like a house on fire these days, and me and my dad probably get on better now than we ever have!
if you know me, please don’t make a big deal of it. it happened, it’s long time gone, lets leave it like that.
so there you go. not going to tag anyone. it’s been nearly three weeks since i should have done it in the first place.
sorry it took so long jac!