THE OOMPA LOOMPAS ARE GATHERING THE TROOPS AND ARE READY TO CHARGE!

mirror in one hand

mascara in the other

seriously love i am wondering

just why on earth do you bother?

can’t you see what you look like?

mindlessly applying the warpaint

trout pout? more like a hooked pike!

you think it is working? it ain’t.

to me, thats too much eyeliner

the rest, looks like a mask

got to be at least an inch thick

how heavy IS that? i dare not even ask?

plucked out, gone most of your eyebrows

then you paint them all back in

with what seems like a marker pen

i try to understand, i give in.

you look like you are dipped in cuprinol

your look is nowt near normal

thinking you’re like a Barbie doll

but no. trust me. it’s awful.

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